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March 9, 2010

“This train is terminating because it’s late …”

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , — Chris @ 10:43 pm

That’s nice then. You wait in Moorfields for the 5:36 to West Kirby, and it doesn’t turn up. No announcement, just a big space where the train should be standing at the platform.

The ‘Information Board’ was totally cocked-up, changing every minute or so with what appeared to be a random selection of train destinations and times. There was an announcement that the the Chester/Ellesmere Port trains were in a mess, but that was all. My Brother and I were left wondering (like a few others, I suspect) whether we had somehow missed the 5:36 to West Kirby perhaps.

But no, it was indeed late, as I found out when it finally arrived in Moorfields at about ten to six. The ‘Information Board’ said that there was another one immediately behind it, but bearing in mind that the board had been changing like a fruit machine display, I decided to board the first train that was hopefully going my way – along with anyone also going to Chester as well, as the announcement told them to do.

Imagine the looks on my fellow passengers faces when the cattle truck- like train pulled into Conway Park and the guard announced that because the train was late it was now cancelled, and we were all to get off and stand on the platform to await the next one !

It is absolutely no wonder that people don’t believe in the Merseyrail PPM figures – I overheard a chap next to me saying that he believed they cancelled the train to avoid it being counted as late, and it is hard to argue with him. Why the bloody hell else would you piss people off like that – passengers who have paid for a journey that is already late, the delay has not been explained to them, and then you turf them off the train “because it’s late”?

Until I see a categoric explanation of how the PPM figures are calculated – I’ve searched the internet and can’t find an authoritative answer to this – I’m inclined to the popular belief that they are rigged. From a passengers perspective, it’s an almost unavoidable conclusion. And I’m not the only one who shares it.

UPDATE:

In an effort to get to the bottom of the question about the PPM figures, I have written to the Office of Rail Regulation (ORR) as follows:

Good evening,
 
I am writing to ask if someone from your office can explain to me, in non-technical terms that a layman can understand, how the Public Performance Measure (PPM) figures for a rail operator are calculated.
 
My specific interest is in an explanation of under what circumstances (if indeed there are any) a train does not count toward the operators PPM calculation, or if there is a circumstance(s) for which an operator can claim an exclusion for a particular train journey.
 
I have tried to find the answer to this question myself, and can only find conflicting explanations.
 
Your help with this request would be greatly appreciated.
 
Best Regards
 

 
I will post thier response when I receive it, and I can then hopefully either confirm or disprove the common belief that the figures aren’t worth the posters that they’re printed on. 
 

February 24, 2010

Lies, damned lies and Merseyrail statistics …

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , , , — Chris @ 11:49 pm

OK, so I’ve slightly altered Charles Wentworth Dilke’s  saying, but I would so dearly love to know how Merseyrail (and presumably the other train operators) arrive at their PPM performance figures.

Tonight is the second night this week (and it’s still only Wednesday) that I’ve had my journey home ruined because one of Merseyrails 30 year-old piles of scrap wasn’t able to limp from one station to the next. Stuck at Birkenhead Borth on Monday night waiting for a train because the one I should have been travelling on had ”technical difficulties” and then stranded at James Street this evening because of the same sorry excuse. And it’s not like these are isolated incidents … anyone care to examine the Merseyrail Twitter feed to see just how often their trains are cancelled or severely delayed on the lines I have the blessing to have no need to travel upon?

Perhaps Jane is right – the reason they’ve apparently been spending so much on their stations recently is so we all have somewhere nice(ish) to sit while they try to find a train that still works.

And all this on the day that a Google Alert for “Merseyrail” threw up another of their sanctimonious press-releases about how sodding reliable they are. The internet is littered with these objectionable documents, normally a few every week. Either the figures are questionable, or we should have real worries about the state of the remainder of the countries rail services.

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February 10, 2010

And again

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , — Chris @ 1:06 pm

That’s two journeys in a row that have been cocked up – I’m sitting at Manor Road waiting for the next train, thanks to Merseyrail being unable to run the 11:56 because of “operating difficulties”. What are those then, finding a train that works, perhaps?

February 9, 2010

Wirral line tonight …

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , — Chris @ 8:11 pm

Yet again, the point of using the Merseyrail ‘Twitter’ feed to keep people updated of problems on the trains proves pointless.

There were issues with the signals at Hamilton Square this evening, apparently, and this caused problems for all Wirral line trains. I was lucky, I got home only a few minutes late, but my other-half got stuck in the resulting chaos, poor lass.

There was an announcement on Twitter at about 16:40 ish that a West Kirby train was cancelled, but nothing more ’til the announcement that services were running normally again, at 18:53. It would not be apparent to a traveller that there was a problem likely to affect all services (although those familiar with the service might have put two and two together), so why not make a clear announcement?

And, while  I’m on the subject of tonights delays, why tell all West Kirby-bound passengers to ’board the next New Brighton train’, and then tip them off at an overcrowded Birkenhead North? Where you stand waiting for your train, which is invariably going to be horribly crowded when its three carraiges do turn up, surely isn’t an issue. Why crowd everyone onto the outdoor platform at Birkenhead?

I don’t know, the logic of the system defeats me sometimes.

December 29, 2009

Quote of the week … if not of 2009, perhaps.

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , — Chris @ 10:39 am

“We are well used to dealing with crowds at underground stations.”

This is from a Merseyrail spokesperson, Rudi Boersma, referring to the chaos at James Street yesterday. You can read about the incident here.