A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides that because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly..
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto “We love to fly and it shows”.
The woman looks at him blankly. (more…)
