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March 9, 2010

“This train is terminating because it’s late …”

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , — Chris @ 10:43 pm

That’s nice then. You wait in Moorfields for the 5:36 to West Kirby, and it doesn’t turn up. No announcement, just a big space where the train should be standing at the platform.

The ‘Information Board’ was totally cocked-up, changing every minute or so with what appeared to be a random selection of train destinations and times. There was an announcement that the the Chester/Ellesmere Port trains were in a mess, but that was all. My Brother and I were left wondering (like a few others, I suspect) whether we had somehow missed the 5:36 to West Kirby perhaps.

But no, it was indeed late, as I found out when it finally arrived in Moorfields at about ten to six. The ‘Information Board’ said that there was another one immediately behind it, but bearing in mind that the board had been changing like a fruit machine display, I decided to board the first train that was hopefully going my way – along with anyone also going to Chester as well, as the announcement told them to do.

Imagine the looks on my fellow passengers faces when the cattle truck- like train pulled into Conway Park and the guard announced that because the train was late it was now cancelled, and we were all to get off and stand on the platform to await the next one !

It is absolutely no wonder that people don’t believe in the Merseyrail PPM figures – I overheard a chap next to me saying that he believed they cancelled the train to avoid it being counted as late, and it is hard to argue with him. Why the bloody hell else would you piss people off like that – passengers who have paid for a journey that is already late, the delay has not been explained to them, and then you turf them off the train “because it’s late”?

Until I see a categoric explanation of how the PPM figures are calculated – I’ve searched the internet and can’t find an authoritative answer to this – I’m inclined to the popular belief that they are rigged. From a passengers perspective, it’s an almost unavoidable conclusion. And I’m not the only one who shares it.

February 24, 2010

Lies, damned lies and Merseyrail statistics …

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , , , — Chris @ 11:49 pm

OK, so I’ve slightly altered Charles Wentworth Dilke’s  saying, but I would so dearly love to know how Merseyrail (and presumably the other train operators) arrive at their PPM performance figures.

Tonight is the second night this week (and it’s still only Wednesday) that I’ve had my journey home ruined because one of Merseyrails 30 year-old piles of scrap wasn’t able to limp from one station to the next. Stuck at Birkenhead Borth on Monday night waiting for a train because the one I should have been travelling on had ”technical difficulties” and then stranded at James Street this evening because of the same sorry excuse. And it’s not like these are isolated incidents … anyone care to examine the Merseyrail Twitter feed to see just how often their trains are cancelled or severely delayed on the lines I have the blessing to have no need to travel upon?

Perhaps Jane is right – the reason they’ve apparently been spending so much on their stations recently is so we all have somewhere nice(ish) to sit while they try to find a train that still works.

And all this on the day that a Google Alert for “Merseyrail” threw up another of their sanctimonious press-releases about how sodding reliable they are. The internet is littered with these objectionable documents, normally a few every week. Either the figures are questionable, or we should have real worries about the state of the remainder of the countries rail services.

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February 10, 2010

And again

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , — Chris @ 1:06 pm

That’s two journeys in a row that have been cocked up – I’m sitting at Manor Road waiting for the next train, thanks to Merseyrail being unable to run the 11:56 because of “operating difficulties”. What are those then, finding a train that works, perhaps?

February 9, 2010

Wirral line tonight …

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , — Chris @ 8:11 pm

Yet again, the point of using the Merseyrail ‘Twitter’ feed to keep people updated of problems on the trains proves pointless.

There were issues with the signals at Hamilton Square this evening, apparently, and this caused problems for all Wirral line trains. I was lucky, I got home only a few minutes late, but my other-half got stuck in the resulting chaos, poor lass.

There was an announcement on Twitter at about 16:40 ish that a West Kirby train was cancelled, but nothing more ’til the announcement that services were running normally again, at 18:53. It would not be apparent to a traveller that there was a problem likely to affect all services (although those familiar with the service might have put two and two together), so why not make a clear announcement?

And, while  I’m on the subject of tonights delays, why tell all West Kirby-bound passengers to ’board the next New Brighton train’, and then tip them off at an overcrowded Birkenhead North? Where you stand waiting for your train, which is invariably going to be horribly crowded when its three carraiges do turn up, surely isn’t an issue. Why crowd everyone onto the outdoor platform at Birkenhead?

I don’t know, the logic of the system defeats me sometimes.

December 29, 2009

Quote of the week … if not of 2009, perhaps.

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , — Chris @ 10:39 am

“We are well used to dealing with crowds at underground stations.”

This is from a Merseyrail spokesperson, Rudi Boersma, referring to the chaos at James Street yesterday. You can read about the incident here.

November 18, 2009

Whats the point …

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , — Chris @ 8:40 am

… of a “Service Status” ticker, right on the top of your website, that isn’t reliable (ignoring for a moment the fact that you can’t even run a reliable rail service for the commuters of Merseyside)?

There are no trains running on the West Kirby line this morning, thanks to a track failure at Meols, yet the Merseyrail website ticker says “all services running normally” …

all services running normally? I think not!

… yet they Tweeted earlier this morning that there was a problem …

Tweet!

 Which kind of implies that someone at Merseyrail at least knows roughly how to use a computer, and indeed if you follow the Twitter link, you get to this message below …

Tweet!

For F**** sake chaps, it’s not that difficult. If you’re going to suggest that you’re website provides up to date travel information that passengers can use to plan a journey, then do so. Either that or just admit that you don’t know your arse from your elbow and leave us all in the dark.

It’s utterly pointless.

Now I have to work out how to get a suitcase and a large toolbox into work, in the pouring rain, with no trains running. Thanks Merseyrail/Network Rail, great timing boys.

Oh, and thanks to my girlfriend for the phone call about the problem – maybe she should start her own “Service Status” website, although it might be tricky to update standing in a freezing cold bus stop :-)

UPDATE: Jane just called again, and described Birkenhead North station as “Hell with extra Demons”, and said that a woman on the ‘rail replacement bus’ had waited over half an hour for it to turn up. I’m taking the car …

UPDATE: 9:20, I’ve just got into work and they’ve finally made sure their website reflects the current situation. Nice of them to bother …

November 17, 2009

West Kirby Line

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , — Chris @ 8:14 am

7.10am this morning …

“Due to an incident in the meols area, services on the West Kirby line are suspended between West Kirby and Bidston. A rail replacement bus service should shortly be operating.”

UPDATE: Merseyrail can’t be blamed for this one, by the looks of things someone managed to not see the train coming when they were attempting to use the crossing near Manor Road station, between the station and Meols.

There is an article here.

And thanks to Keith Lumley of Network Rail for his comment below, clarifying the cause of the disruption. A very unfortunate incident indeed.

November 10, 2009

Merseyrail service updates via Twitter …

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , , , , — Chris @ 8:24 am

… are not to be relied upon. Not if last night was anything to go by.

There was chaos on the Northern Line, and the Wirral line trains were running ten to fifteen minutes late, all of this during the evening peak period, and there wasn’t a Tweet to be heard.

I found out because my girlfriend phoned from Conway Park to warn me of the delays getting home, and then when I got to Moorfields the foyer was packed full of commuters with nowhere to go.

It makes the whole idea of Merseyrail using Twitter as a means of communicating with passengers pointless, totally pointless. Which is hardly a surprise, I suppose.

After their run of delays and cancallations recently, I’ll be interested to see their published performance figures, and how loudly ther crow about them.

November 9, 2009

It must be winter …

Filed under: Merseyrail — Tags: , — Chris @ 10:26 am

It must be winter again, because having made us sweat our way through a mild autumn, Merseyrail turned off the heating on the train this morning.

Thanks Merseyrail for a good start to my Monday morning, travelling to work on a freezing cold train.

Thank the Gods I’m away for the rest of the week, in my own car, without a yellow and black train in sight :-)

November 6, 2009

Birdy bread-bomber’s shenanigans shut the LHC …

Filed under: Merseyrail, Not Merseyrail — Tags: , , , — Chris @ 3:31 pm
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Photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/foxypar4/2533571894/

In an incident almost as bizarre as the recent adverse weather excuses used by Merseyrail …

A bird dropping a piece of bread onto outdoor machinery has been blamed for a technical fault at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this week which saw significant overheating in sections of the mighty particle-punisher’s subterranean 27-km supercooled magnetic doughnut. (source)

Thanks to PopSci.com and El Reg for the story.

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