The Merseytart is pleased to have been sent a package from the good folk at Merseyrail, including a pair of the bright yellow flip flops that they so generously handed out to racegoers earlier in the year …
Frankly this little parcel is the best gift I’ve received all year, and certainly better than any of the crap I got for my birthday and most appreciated. It’s so nice when a corporate behemoth turns out to be human and, more importantly, so human it gives me stuff. It’s really made me smile.
It’s good to know that Bart and the boys can make someone smile. I don’t suspect it happens too often.
If I ever get any, I suspect they’ll come tied to a brick, through my front window.
P.S. I hope he notices that I titled this post “Miseryrail Flip Flops”, and not “Merseyrail Flip Flops” … I don’t want to knock him off top spot on Google 
as he seems like a decent chap and deserves the honour, especially if he’s prepared to actually wear the things in public!
